[Dadam is reading riddles out of Highlights magazine - a frequent occurrence, although it usually takes place in doctors' and dentists' waiting rooms.]
Dadam: Okay, Cice, here's a good one. "You're a bus driver driving down the street. There are twenty people on the bus. At the first stop, four people get on and two people get off. At the second stop, five people get on a three people get off. Now, what color are the bus driver's eyes?"
Cici [without hesitation]: Brown.
Dadam: What? Why?
Cici [as if she's never heard anything simpler in her life]: Because I'm the bus driver.
Momlissa [from the kitchen]: She did not just get that right.
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