It's a Good Thing I Have Healthy Self-Esteem.

Some observations my children have recently made about me:

A few weeks ago we painted the white trim on our house. A couple of days ago:
Cecilia, looking intently at my hair: "Mom, you still have a lot of paint in your hair."
Momlissa: "That's not paint."

As I was getting ready to leave for my grad school orientation:
Cecilia: "I didn't know people over 30 could go to college."

While talking to Ruby at a barbecue:
Ruby: "You have smelly breath, but that's okay!"