Today Ruby and I went out for lunch. This happened:

[Ruby belches LOUDLY, mouth open, with force.]

Momlissa: Absolutely not. That is so rude.

Ruby: No it's not. I have to do it.

Momlissa: No, you do NOT have to do it.

Ruby: Yes I do! It's how I live my life.

Momlissa: [stifling laughter] At least cover your mouth. What do you say?

Ruby: [smugly satisfied] Excuse me.

Ruby smiles sweetly.

End scene.