Snacks.

Ruby was just eating pita bread and hummus. Mostly because I knew I was going to get a funny answer, I asked Ruby to remind me what she was eating. First she attempted the pita:

Tortilla?

Maaaaaaango? (Laughter, mostly hers.)

I helped her out and reminded her it was called a pita. Then the hummus:

Ham-a-taste? (I've spelled this phoentically, of course.)

Mayo?

When I told her that we don't actually dip bread in mayo in this house, she then guessed "orange juice," laughed hysterically, and ran away.