More Swearing - Not Our Fault This Time, Honest.

Cici: Daddy, is 'budge' the B word?

Dadam: Yes, 'budge' is a B word.

Cici: No . . . is 'budge' THE B word?

Dadam: Wait . . . what do you mean, THE B word?

Cici: Well, the kids at school say there's a B word that's a bad word, and that it's 'budge.'

Dadam [hardly believing his ears]: Well . . . no, it's not 'budge.'