[The family is out having dinner at a restaurant. The girls are coloring their kids' menus, and Ruby spills the cup holding the crayons.]
Ruby: Shit.
Cici: Mom! Ruby said a bad word!
Momlissa: What was it?
Cici: It was the S Word.
Dadam: Ruby, what did you say?
Ruby: I said 'shit.'
Dadam: Ruby, we don't say that word.
Ruby: But I spilled my colors.
Dadam: Ruby, we don't say that word.
Ruby: Oh. [to Cici:] But I can say 'crap,' right?
Cici: Yeah, 'crap' is just the C Word.
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