Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A Probably Inappropriate Conversation.

[Dadam and the girls are looking through National Geographic magazine, and they come upon a photo of a starving Ethiopian baby.]

Dadam: Oh, that's sad.

Cici: What?

Dadam: That baby is starving; he's probably going to die. That's why we're lucky to live in the United States.

Cici: Yeah, because we don't have to worry about getting food.

Ruby: Why's that baby going to die?

Dadam: Because he can't get any food. It says his mother doesn't get enough nutrition to feed him.

Cici: Why doesn't she just give him her food?

Dadam: Because he's not old enough. He still needs milk.

Ruby: Oh yeah, from the NIPPLES! The mommy feeds the baby from her NIPPLES!

Dadam: Yes, Ruby.

Ruby: And when I have a baby I'm going to feed him from my NIPPLES too!

Dadam: Okay, Rubes.

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