Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Spaghetti Will Never Be The Same



The scene: I am sitting on my bed working on the laptop.  Ruby comes tearing into the room all in a tizzy.

Ruby:  Mom!  You will NEVER guess what's in the toilet!

Me [looking up, wearily]:  Um, poop?

Ruby: No!

Me:  Pee?

Ruby: No!

Me: I have no idea, Rubes.

Ruby [very animatedly]: A MEATBALL!

Then a small group convened around the toilet (minus me) and had an involved conversation about what someone had ... deposited.  And I have to wonder - is this what it's like in other families?

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