The scene: I am sitting on my bed working on the laptop. Ruby comes tearing into the room all in a tizzy.
Ruby: Mom! You will NEVER guess what's in the toilet!
Me [looking up, wearily]: Um, poop?
Ruby: No!
Me: Pee?
Ruby: No!
Me: I have no idea, Rubes.
Ruby [very animatedly]: A MEATBALL!
Then a small group convened around the toilet (minus me) and had an involved conversation about what someone had ... deposited. And I have to wonder - is this what it's like in other families?
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